They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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