Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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