We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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