That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You're my little dorito
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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