Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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