Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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