they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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