girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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