Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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