but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
