i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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