What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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