i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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