just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
