I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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