i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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