But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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