I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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