...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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