stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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