NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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