his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
false alarm, still single
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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