My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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