Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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