Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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