So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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