Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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