i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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