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If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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