I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
So much Jack, so little girl.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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