dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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