Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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