4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Randomize
