Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
