Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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