in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
