There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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