i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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