We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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