Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
He has the fingertips of a God
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