Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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