WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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