He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
50% drunk capacity currently
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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