Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Come see our sink grown plant.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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