Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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