some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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