i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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