I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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