4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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