went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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